Shop all cards.

Congratulations on finding out before everyone else.

No pressure. But your cousin bought a house.

Please return the container. She is counting.

You have been discussed. Congratulations.

I am proud of you. Don’t make it weird.

Happy birthday to my publicly ambiguous person.

We should probably discuss this with a therapist.

You deserve someone who replies before sunset.

I got you a card because you left me on read.

I like you. Please don’t make a big thing of it.

Congratulations on surviving a meeting that could have been an email.

Your camera was off but your opinions were on.

Congrats on your promotion. Please remain tolerable.

I miss you. But not enough to come into the office.

You are the reason this spreadsheet still works.

Happy birthday. It is grand that you exist.

I heard your news. Put the kettle on.

Another year older. Still discussing the weather.

That is lovely. I have several concerns.

Happy birthday. One quick pint will solve this.

Sorry about the breakup. Your taste is improving already.

May your healing be private and your blocking decisive.

Closure is not coming. But chips are.

Your ex was a plot device. Next chapter.

Do not text them. Text me. I have snacks.

I love you. This has been implied for years.

Happy birthday. We can put the heating on for an hour.

You did well. Don’t expect this annually.

You are family. Help yourself, but not to those biscuits.

I was proud of you. I just had the washing up.

Happy birthday from Mum’s actual favourite.

I forgive you. The evidence remains archived.

I still remember what you did to my room.

We survived the same parents. Bonding experience.

Happy birthday. I still want my charger back.